A man was driving
along a freeway when he noticed a chicken
running along side his car. He was amazed to see
the chicken keeping up with him because he was
doing 50 MPH. He accelerated to 60 and the
chicken stayed right next to him. He speeded up
to 75 MPH and the chicken passed him up. The man
noticed the chicken had three legs. So, he
followed to chicken down a road and ended up at
a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all
the chickens had three legs.
He asked the
farmer "What's up with these chickens?"
The farmer said
"Well, everybody likes chicken legs. I bred a
three legged bird. I'm going to be a
millionaire."
The man asked him how they tasted.
The farmer said
"Don't know, haven't caught one yet." |